Facetious Friday: Snooki Inspires College Students

Rutgers University just spent $32,000 to have Snooki from MTV’s Jersey Shore speak on campus.

I am proud to say I have never watched that show, even after its recent addition to Netflix Instant.

I do watch enough enough tv though, to know that’s ridiculous.

What’s next?

Brigham Young University pays Ozzy Osbourne $45,000 to eat a live bat during convocation.
Morehouse Universityadds Kathy Griffin to their payroll as an admission counselor.
Liberty University elects Satan as chairman of the board.
Duke University chooses Tyler Hansbrough as their next head basketball coach.

Your Turn.