Facetious Friday: Are You Serious

Former Van Halen front man Sammy Hagar seriously claims to have been abducted by aliens.

It’s true. Read it for yourself.

In similar news:

Joan Rivers is now denying all claims of ever having plastic surgery.

Tony Little claims he got into the shape he is in simply by using The Gazelle for 15 minutes 3 days per week.

Singer Beyonce admits to a 2 month love romp with Comedian Carrot Top in late 2004.

Your turn.